There's been a dangerous new trend in my behavior that I and my relations have noticed. I'll be stuck trying to figure out what I'd like weighing the pros and cons of a and b, but when the time comes I wind up getting c.

For example: In restaurants I'll say something to the effect of, "Hmm, I can't decide what I should get. Should I have the chicken parmesan or the shphaghehtthi? Oh, the waitress is here. I'll have the garlic shrimp." Then people look at me weird, and I'm like "What?"

Earlier today I was faced with a monumental and life changing decision. A lava lamp. Ever since I was little, even before I had realised I had a strange fascination with all things '60s, I have wanted a lava lamp. The day had come when I was ready to buy one. I wanted the beautiful blue liquid one, but the blobs were white and I don't like white blobs. The red blobbed one was good, but I seem to like blue better... so we left in search of more lava lamps (we were in the mall), but we found none. Returning to the store, I was once again faced with the dilemma. So I got the green one.

It's quite simple to me, niether one is good so I go for something completely different, but it's alarming those around me and therefore alarming me.

Well... maybe it's not alarming those around me. It's more like amusing those around me. They're both words that begin with "a" and have a lot of the same letters in them. That's good enough, right?